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chloecat:

No money, three bitches

This is what being trans is all about baby

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snakegay:

snakegay:

take some time to notice your vision. see how easily you detect motion. focus on something in your peripheral (without moving your eyes to it). see how it works. look at your hands. pick something up with your fingers. appreciate how ridiculously specialized they are in fine motor skills (even if your personal motor skills are lackluster). think about how you have a body built to be an apex predator through use of tools. think about how the brain of your kind has created a digital hivemind uniting the whole world. now look back at the screen.  look at the tab where you are in an argument about cartoons on tumblr. close the tab. open a new tab. google “tribute to anomalocaris”. watch the video that comes up. leave a like. subscribe even though the channel has been inactive for 8 years. you will need it in the coming times

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captainsblogsupplemental:

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’

Perfect.

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

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sepia-stained-sunset:

Those panels of Cass wondering how Tim is able to laugh when he’s so full of sadness, and Tam calling Tim the saddest person she’s ever met? Parallels to me.

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due to factors such as “time pressure” and “tulle is of the devil” my expectations for this shirt are not high. but i spent a lot of time imagining these button bands and they turned out pretty nice

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progress on this includes:

• attached the back and the yoke; did the yoke with wonky little panels for reinforcement(?), as it’s not double-layered, and for a fun symmetrical piecing moment
• attached fronts to back at shoulders (not pictured)
• constructed a collar and collar stand and arranged Leafs upon it
• started hand stitching down leafs. it would be more elegant to do this before assembling the collar, but i can’t visualize how both the seam allowances and the crease in the collar work + the tulle is itchy if misplaced

have yet to do sleeves, side seams, finishing hand stitching on collar, attaching collar, sleeve plackets (on tulle??), cuffs, Buttonholes (evil to me)

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Shirt’s done except for finishing the collar handstitching & touching up some of the buttonholes (used a friend’s fancy machine with varying success). Lots of things wrong with it that are hard to see from more than three feet away

No pictures of it on me because I have yet to obtain a suitable layering piece which is a really funny problem to have!

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buttons!!!!!!

Finished the collar! If you want to make embroidery you cut out of some tulle look like it is On There For Real this is what I did

• roughly cut out and place embroidery. baste with glue stick (glue sticks to the back of the embroidery and not the tulle)
• tack it down with a color matched running stitch (or whatever) along the stems and centers
• cut off more tulle from the edges with tinier scissors
• tack down the edges. with, in this case, a different thread color, do a faux chain stitch where you grab the very end of a stitch from the extant embroidery
• like so

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this has the benefit of kind of squashing down any tulle that didn’t get trimmed

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and now it moves with the fabric and doesn’t stick up at the edges!

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hey great news. i look charming in it

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nyansense-the-nyanbinary:

spiced-wine-fic:

via @123i321 you can’t just leave that in the tags

[Image descriptions in order: two tweets by Joseph Mullins @josephmulli… The first says “Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.

0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.

2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room.” So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

The second says “My wife really wants me to mention that I was sleep deprived because I got up at 4am to play Dungeons and Dragons with my friends in Australia.”]

[Tags that say #Sad professor in a room alone #Students no love me? Why students no love me 😭 #All 40 in the other room #Where our beloved professor? Why he not here? He ok?!]

All I can think about is the ENERGY in the room with the students when the first one looked at their email… absolutely incredible.

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geeoharee:

coonazz74:

whenever you see an egg shape you know this man is Up To Something

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faeforge:

faeforge:

Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.

Miracle Plant Used in Ancient Greece Rediscovered After 2,000 Years

Ancient Greeks used a 'miracle' plant called Silphium, which was thought to have gone extinct 2,000 years ago, has now been rediscovered.

GreekReporter.com

Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.

This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.

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foxgirlmilf:

Catfishes are my favorite fishes

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